It's time to revisit forgotten movies from the 90s! Many would probably say that a movie like Breakdown starring Kurt Russell isn't all that forgotten compared to other forgotten 90s movies like Mercury Rising but whatever! It's just an excuse to talk about random crap. Give us a break. A breakdown even.

In Joe Dante's spirit of anarchy and self-aware commentary on sequels that was Gremlins 2, it's only natural to do that again! But bigger!! This time with the ghoulish things that are soulless corporate reboots.

A real life Gizmo lives in Joe Dante's basement and REAL Gremlins are unleashed on the set of the pathetic "Gremlins” soft reboot. A lazy director-for-hire, a moronic studio producer, and clueless actors suffer the consequences as Zach Galligan intentionally sabotages the film. After realizing the mistake he’s made, Zach and his co-star son Finn Wolfhard must stop the Gremlins before the escape the studio lot, or worse knock down the famed Warner Brothers water tower!

Some notes for after viewing:

Of course Stripe is hiding inside a Gizmo costume. Makes much more sense.
And Phoebe Cates will return to acting as she'll be the one who plays Snow White in the fake film reboot trap. That's an obvious one we didn't think of.

Thanks for listening!!!

The ultimate cosmic confusion has set in for these two Graveyard Grandpas™ as they watch the newest “Star Trek” “Movie” Star Trek: Section 31. A flop years in the making costing Paramount Plus hundreds of millions of dollars putting them nearly 900 billion dollars in debt. And also costing them the good will of zillions of fans (except for really really dumb ones) all for one man, Alex Trebek. So when Star Trek Discovery was first made. Michelle Yeoh plays a character called Phillip George. She was Bo Burnham’s Captain on the USS Shengie. Burnham screwed up. Georgie Plagu died. Then in the mirror verse, Shelly Burnham discovered Phillp's Georgous has a clone called Evil lady Empress. The leader of the evil Terran Umpire. That evil character would stick around and play games with yum yum girl, punching baddies and saying cool lines like, "wanna go make that man scream?" then I'm not sure what happened to her character? I think she few into Kurtzman’s space hole and went to the future. At some point she must have traveled back in time, but not all the way back because she owns a space station shaped like a birth control pill dispenser and is friends with Rachel Garrett from Yesterday's Enterprise. Like, she was her age like maybe 68 years after the Events in Discovery? I know Michelle Yeoh looks youthful, but c’mon! Not 147 years old! Either way, Alex Kurtzmop thought this character was so well like she gets her own show. He plan for it. Then the China virus plague happened and everyone in California had to hide in their homes and wear masks. No filming! Says someone! Then when that cleared up Yeoh wins an Oscar and can no longer be paid peanuts for playing space psychopath. Tell me about it! Show me the money! Put that money everywhere everything is all at once! She told Kurtzmop where he could stick his hot dog fingers. So because of contracts and cruelty Kurtzmop decided to make Yeoh play space witch one more time for Star Trek. What a disaster. Thank god this is just a "movie" and not 10 episodes of this trash. Saved me some time. What a gas! Flat unfunny characters. Lame plot. Meh effects. I've soiled diapers that look more stylish and cool than this crap. This makes Borderlands look like Rebel Moon. Now, these two Graveyard Grandpas™ are a little behind on their Trek cannon. Who is where and why and why? Does it matter to watch this? Not really. Is Phillip Georgo the main character that you're supposed to sympathize with? I think so? Not sure ? I think you're just supposed to think that this wacky group of unlikely heroes are cool for saving the universe from a super bomb. Why do I care about the universe at all? Seems kind of miserable, mean, dark, cruel, evil, cold, unfunny and has lousy visual FX.

Mike hosts a new game show where Josh, Jay and Rich Evans all are challenged to attempt impressions they have no idea how to do. Mike has randomly selected the impressions for them to do for his personal amusement. Josh wonders how he got here and attempts to help Rich and Jay as they stumble through the challenges like perhaps children attempting to solve an advanced quantum mathematics problem presented by an MIT professor. It is a hopeless cause, but one worthy of laughing at their attempts right to their stupid faces. Will Josh win? Will Rich win? Will Jay win? Who knows! Also, there's a special bonus at the end of the video.

Four friends get together to watch some VHS tapes.

Mike and Jay finally went outside in the bitter Wisconsin winter to go to a movie theater, where they proceeded to have popcorn chewed right behind their heads for 90 minutes by an oblivious caveman who never learned to chew with his mouth shut.

They also saw Nosferatu.

Happy New Year! Jay and Mike catch up on some the remaining artistically ambitious disasters from earlier in the year that they haven't seen until now such as Megalopolis and Joker 2: Joker Goes Hawaiian.

(00:00) Intro
(02:51) The Substance
(09:20) Smile 2
(16:24) Youtuber Movies
(18:58) Anora
(22:35) Megalopolis
(32:35) Joker: Folie à Deux

That time is here of the year!! Although, a little late to the gate it was this year. Christmas Best of the Worst can be tricky and this year’s episode was no exception. All hands on deck the halls! Mike, Jay, Rich, Tim, Josh, Jack, Josh, Jack, Jay, Tim, Josh, Jim, Josh, and Fartf*ck all join forces to watch three Christmas themed sh*t films. Usually we pick Christmas presents and unwrap them, but this year we did something a little different: Put wrapped Christmas presents on the Wheel of the Worst and spun it. Included with the gifts were lumps of Santa’s coal for the bad boys and boys. However, this year’s episode might go down as one of the worst episodes of anything ever, as our Christmas inventory is getting pretty low. Sure, we could have done a few non-Christmas movies but we wanted to keep it real this year. Rich was unusually grumpy. Mike was usually drunky. Ho ho ho.

Mike, Jay and Rich all suffered from severe head injuries recently so Josh and Tim decided to fill in and talk about the semi-classic 80s video game/Star Wars-inspired film The Last Straighter! The funny thing about the head injuries is that they're all unrelated. It's just a coincidence that Mike, Jay and Rich all received them right around the same time. Happy Holidays!

Mike and Jack sit down to talk about the cult classic film “Galaxy Quest” starring Tim Allen and many others. A film that has gained popularity over the years and days since it was released. Mike and Jack come at this film with different perspectives, while both appreciating it as the wonderful magical fun adventure film it is with fantastic visual FX and monsters, Jack sees the film as the memorable movie he grew up with and helped to mold his love for cinema and acting. Mike (being 37 years older than Jack) sees the film as a magical what-could-have-been kind of thing. He smells the studio meddling like a wet fart from afar. The potential for a PG-13 or R rated dry, vulgar comedy was there, but watered down by a spineless studio that wanted to G-rated Tim Allen comedy. Would it have flopped as a more adult film? Would it have been better if they went full kids tale? Don’t ya know no one will ever know! It’s a slippery pig that’s been oiled up with K-Y jelly. Mike tries to grab a hold of that piggy to see what it done be. Jack is happy with what the movie is. Mike can’t see the forest through the trees. He loves all the moments in the film. So many good moments and character choices and fun gags. But at what cost? Who done they make this movie for? Trek fans love it. But maybe not all Trek fans love it? I don't know. Kids and Parents of all ages love it. The elderly would love it if they weren’t dead. Even foreign folks from other nations love it. What would it have been if it was made with the TOS Star Trek actors or even the TNG actors. I for one am glad it was not. While a fun "what if" to think about it, it would have broken the 4th wall to a degree that would have been too much. They could get away with it in that one movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare, but that's just a Freddy movie. Not super important. Certainly not as much has Star Trek. Anyways, Galaxy Quest does indeed work as a movie. It tells the timeless tale of characters who are less than great and struggle to know themselves are thrust into a challenge and have to find it in themselves to be better and make the difference. Campbell’s Soup calls it the Hero’s Journey with Chicken and Stars. Extra noodles please!