Rare archival footage of the only time Don Pardo ever made a mistake in his life

It's come to my attention that this video is no longer available anywhere else on the internet, so I've decided to upload it here!

When I shot the "Tacky" video back in 2014, we did a total of 6 takes (and used take #6 for the final version). But each of the takes had their charm. Here's four of them, all running simultaneously.

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“Ricky” (Parody of “Mickey”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Ricky]
Hey Lucy, I'm home

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Lucy, hey Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You play your bongos all the time
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
How I love to hear you whine
Hey Lucy

[Lucy]
Hey Ricky
You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night
Stop shakin' your maracas now and just turn out the light Ricky

[Ricky]
I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here
Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do
You really drive me wild when you sing your babalu

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
Well, here's to you Lucy
I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babalu Lucy

[Lucy]
Hey Ricky
You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go
I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no
Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky...wah!

[Ricky]
You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
You're such a crazy redhead I just don't know what to do Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky
What a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy
I'm the Latin leader of the band
So here's to you Lucy
Let's babalu Lucy, too Lucy
Everybody rumba!

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“The Saga Begins” (Parody of “American Pie”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Intro]
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

[Chorus]
Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Verse 1]
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen?
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

[Chorus]
We started singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""

[Verse 2]
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midichlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

[Chorus]
He was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Bridge]
We caught a ride back to Naboo
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end, some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

[Chorus]
And I was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Outro]
We were singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

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“Do I Creep You Out” (Parody of “Do I Make You Proud”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse]
I know that you don't know me very well
We've barely met but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage

[Chorus 1]
You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is, "Do I creep you out?"
Every time I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Well, do I creep you out?

[Bridge]
Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh oh!

[Pre-Chorus]
Somethin' I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you
Do I creep you out?
[Chorus 2]
(Your restraining order's out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is, "Do I creep you out?")
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?

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“Virus Alert” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an e-mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record Gigli
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

[Verse 2]
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

[Bridge]
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

[Outro]
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit "Send" right now!

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“I'll Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
'Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!

[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!

[Verse 2]
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
'Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers!
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
'Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
'Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
'Cause y'know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neiman Marcus!
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
.......awww do I even need a reason!?

[Chorus]
Uh!
If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do!
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

[Refrain]
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny

[Outro]
I'll sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
I'll sue ya
What y'all think of that!?
I'll sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Boo ya! I'll sue ya!
Uh!

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“Fat” (Parody of “Bad”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

[Verse 2]
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

[Pre-Chorus]
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

[Bridge]
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

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“Pancreas” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

[Verse 2]
My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

[Pre-Hook]
My pancreas is always there for me
Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me

[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas

[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooooooh

[Bridge 1]
My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them
Woo woo woo woo...

[Bridge 2]
Don'tcha know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with our digestion
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with our digestion
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

[Outro]
Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee, I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)
Can't you see I love my pancreas

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